A government survey on mental distress across the nation found Hawaii residents were least likely to report periods of mental distress than residents of other states across the USA.

Is this news? I could have guessed that, and you know you could have too. Is there any doubt in anyone’s mind – even in the minds of people that haven’t yet been to Hawaii that Hawaii is No Ka Oi? The best state out of 50. Hands down. Da winnah!

I’m wondering one thing though… are they taking into account the high incidence of pakalolo smokers in the state?

Tutu’s and Aunties are smoking it – what do they have to be distressed about? Just pull some buds off da plants next to da icebox.